Evil Glenn’s 4th Celebration (furry animals beware)
A Filthy Lie
Up in the foothills of the Appalachians lurks pure Independence Day horror. My crack Long Range Surveillance team has brought back disturbing information of the Evil Glenn’s celebration plans. It has been discovered that the puppies are being prepped for the grill and the cat steaks have been bought.
After Evil Glenn satisfies his blood thirst then it’s on to the Puppy Rockets. There is a special place in hell for some one that would do this, God have mercy on your soul Evil Glenn, for the Alliance will have none.