Friday, July 01, 2005

Evil Glenn’s 4th Celebration (furry animals beware)

A Filthy Lie



Up in the foothills of the Appalachians lurks pure Independence Day horror. My crack Long Range Surveillance team has brought back disturbing information of the Evil Glenn’s celebration plans. It has been discovered that the puppies are being prepped for the grill and the cat steaks have been bought.









After Evil Glenn satisfies his blood thirst then it’s on to the Puppy Rockets. There is a special place in hell for some one that would do this, God have mercy on your soul Evil Glenn, for the Alliance will have none.

14 Comments:

At 8:24 PM, Blogger Damian G. said...

No sh**, but seeing the cat steaks nearly made me cry.
It looks so much like mine!
The dog-zooka rocks, though.

 
At 11:04 PM, Anonymous mukrz said...

something to make your head explode - hahahaha:
http://www.motherjones.com/commentary/columns/2005/06/immoral_relativism.html

 
At 9:56 AM, Anonymous capitalist said...

mukrz , are you communist.....???
Are Terrorists that dress like civilians and blow up inocent people soldiers? Does it mean anything when Tony Blair publicly denounces the Downey Street and calls it ridiculous? Is it strange that the memo has no quotes from anyone there?

 
At 3:32 PM, Anonymous Harvey said...

DPT - ROTFL! :-D

 
At 9:00 PM, Blogger Uber said...

LOL! Geez.

 
At 6:39 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Man that's funny, Doc!

Can you send a team to bitch-slap mukrz?

 
At 7:22 AM, Anonymous Larry Morin said...

That's way too funny doc! Thank you.

 
At 8:35 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Don't be to hard on Mukrz, he's served our country and he's a nice guy. We just disagree on a few things. He's really a capitalist at heart, he just dislikes Bush. I guess he is the Alan Combs to my blog.

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

All right, mukrz lives.
But only cause you say so, Doc. :)

Yeah, I got them guys on my site, too (read Deadpool).

 
At 5:33 AM, Anonymous Steve the Pirate said...

O.O

That's hilarious!

 
At 7:14 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Going a little soft in your old age son. need a little more debate with Mukrz. being nice is one thing but if you allow him to get away with accusations. with out back up. they will allways win. fighting the insurgents in Iraq is much better than fighting them here. isn't it better to have a free Iraq on our side than a dictatorship that hates us. sorry a little ranting on my part.

 
At 5:28 PM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

The Puppy Grinder is the best! The PupRocket looks too much like an old dog of mine. Must.Stop.Evil.Glenn!!

 
At 3:11 PM, Blogger FIAR said...

Tht's just sick - Sick I say... And Hilarious too!

 
At 3:02 PM, Anonymous skullcrusher said...

Hilarious. Love the cat in shrinkwrap. The puppy rocket shown in the 3rd picture was actually invented by the Nazi's in WW2. It is called the "schnauzerfaust".

 

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