Editorial From B-Cack
Papa Tango and DPT Readers,
I am glad to see that some people still care if I am alive or not! Sorry it has been a long time since our last communiqué, I have been truly busy. Not deployed yet… not sure if I ever will… that is another story though. SO……… I have been doing a lot of ranting lately and I figure whet better place to purge my hot air than your website. As you well know, illegal immigration is one of the top problems facing the nation today. As a resident of a southwestern state, I feel that I am somewhat of a resident expert on the matter. Many people feel that a wall of enormous proportions is the answer…. Although a good idea, I think it is only going to slow down a few people, not stop the many, many that illegally enter this country. What I propose, and this will be my election platform, is that we annex Mexico and make it the 51st state. Ok, think about it. Did it sink in yet, ok, they have a great coastline, great agricultural resources, (yet, the land can be used to grow regular crops too, not just marijuana and coca) natural gas, and oil… the list goes on and on. So, we get rid of the Fox, make it a new state and “poof” most of our problems are solved.
NOW… the wall idea comes in handy, you see now we have less area to cover, just build the wall farther south so it keeps out the “rest” of the immigrants, you betcha, the folks from Belize and Guatemala. So, now you have Old Mexico below New Mexico, and what have you lost? Lets see, a whole fuc*load of people who use our system, (if you don’t believe me, look how they made California go bankrupt.) we can just go ahead and get better schools started, teach most of them English so I can find my way around a Home Depot or a Lowe’s, also we would be able to Tax the shit out of all of the working people, of whom there are a lot. ( Before you label me a racist, I just want to say that I don’t think I know of a harder working, more honest person than some of the migrant workers I have met.) I am an asshole, but not a racist. So hear me out. Ok, so we have this new state paying taxes, learning English and have successfully erected a wall against the rest of South America. I have enclosed a map of my proposal, give me some feedback, perhaps I can think of a new state motto in the meantime. In New Mexico our motto is “Land of Enchantment” perhaps this Old Mexico will hail “Land of Manana” or something similar. B-Cack