Monday, July 30, 2007

Break Out

It took 29 years but I finally did it. I broke my first bone. Luckily I also had a camera phone to take some wonderful pictures. I would write how it happened, bu my one handed typing skills has already made this post time consuming. Stupid broken right index finger. Oh, for those who are counting; the bone is broken into 5 seperate pieces, and after 24 hours it's still bleeding.




WARNING!! IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART OR WEAK OF STOMACH, DON'T SCROLL DOWN!





LAST WARNING!



NO SERIOUSLY!

Alright it's not that bad. Click pictures to biggerize them.






Sunday, July 22, 2007

Stupid

...or egocentric?


Silly French man, Galileo grew up just next door. Maybe you need an Italian phone a friend next time.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Huh?

I don't even want to know if they found the place they were looking for.

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

A Fallen Soldier

I just received word that a friend of mine, Jeffery McKinney, died in Iraq last week. What made it so shocking is that Will sent me an email and I was so stoked that he contacted me, it was a big let down to hear that his team leader from Eco 51st INF died last week.

1st Sgt. Jeffery McKinney, or as I knew him, Ranger Mac was a good man, a great soldier, and one of the funniest guys I knew. He will be missed and the Army has lost an asset.

I’ve been racking my brain, trying to remember a funny story involving Ranger Mac. My room mate, Expletive Delph (and also B-Cack), was on his team and I always remember that Expletive Delph would blame me for everything wrong in our room. I did the same to him though, so it always seemed to work out. I plan on making some phone calls tonight hoping to jog my memory so I can update this post with a good story.

RIP Range Mac

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

I Get...

...the strangest phone calls.
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It was tough to get that call also. The condo I was in (went to the beach in LA lower Alabama where Spacemonkeys live in their natural habitat) had crap for signal. I had to leave my phone next to the window to get anything. I will say that I was this [---] close to meeting the legend that is Spacemonkey. I can settle for a phone call though.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Memes in the Corner of My Mind

A4G Point Five memed me. Which is only as half dirty as it sounds. Probably wanted to breathe some life into my “blog”; whatever that means. So without further ado,

The rules:

1. Let others know who tagged you.
2. Players start with 8 random facts about themselves.
3. Those who are tagged should post these rules and their 8 random facts. (I finished part one and half of 3 already.)
4. Players should tag 8 other people and notify them the have been tagged.

Here I go:

1. I am male and therefore have a penis. This is incontrovertibly a fact, despite what you’ve heard.
2. I married a female who does not have a penis. Also a fact, just not as random after the first one.
3. Wyatt took me off his blog role. He is a jerk for doing this. (This is a two-fer fact)
4. I would like nothing more than my neighbor’s dogs to be run over by cars. Not my car mind you, anyone else is fine by me.
5. I can say water in five languages. This has never helped me score with a chick. (Another two-fer fact)
6. A cat once bit my nose while I was asleep. This cat’s teeth were very pointy and sharp. As long as I distinguish a singular cat this is still a fact; both action and description.
7. I can raise my left eyebrow without raising my right, but I can’t reverse and raise my right without raising my left.
8. As I wrote that last fact I spent a few moments trying just to end up making faces at the computer monitor. No one walked by to see me.

I’m tagging:
Professor Hawkings
Contagion
Insolublog (for the same reason as everyone else. To coax him back to blogging.)
AJ
And four other people who feel like being tagged.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

I Won

So I received this envelope in the mail yesterday.

I immediately thought that Greg Gutfeld from Red Eye was worried about me, because of my lack of blogging. I thought that right up until I opened the envelope and found this.


I forgot all about naming the picture Greg drew. Now I would never accuse some one of tracing, especially when they state clearly that they're "Drawing the News", but this paper seems awfully transparent. Greg, since I know you frequent my sight at least five times a day, I have a request. Next time I win one of these would you mind enclosing the transcript of what you said about it when it airs? Also, please lie to me and say you at least drew Fluffy McNutters free hand.